偏科是怎么样一种体验?是宝宝心里苦,宝宝说不出。
作者:
艺小队
发布时间:2016-03-09
阅读数:1277

“真羡慕你们还有偏科的体验 我一般全炸
。
“数学老师说我这个成绩三本都考不上。英语老师说我这个成绩闭着眼睛都能上一本
。
“这节课的英雄 下节课的狗熊
。
“物理课老师:“这又是一道送分题” 我:“要不起”。
“上课了,我看到一颗安眠药从门口走进来。![[拜拜]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mZyeyJwQA3gMyAxJqwCNQEpr1plRcpgtqwtUQ0NZ7Piajib1yViaHsMM9A/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
。
“高考数学145,英语15,差20分上一本
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“一直以为自己是学渣,自从抢座位坐在第一排听了一节高数后,才发现原来我是弱智。
“老师还以为我对他有意见
。
“我们班一个男同学 数学满分 英语3分 被英语老师罚站到走廊 然后数学老师路过 带他去另一个班上数学课![[拜拜]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mZyeyJwQA3gMyAxJqwCNQEpr1plRcpgtqwtUQ0NZ7Piajib1yViaHsMM9A/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
![[拜拜]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mZyeyJwQA3gMyAxJqwCNQEpr1plRcpgtqwtUQ0NZ7Piajib1yViaHsMM9A/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
。
““爸爸,我感觉我偏科太严重了,我语文考了58分。” “那语文得多用点功了,数学呢?” “6分。”
“一直潜伏在理科班的文科生
。

“语文老师:你要做的就是稳住 英语老师:你要做的就是继续保持 数学老师:你是不是看不惯我???
“语文作文可以写的天花乱坠,数学题只能靠蒙![[拜拜]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mZyeyJwQA3gMyAxJqwCNQEpr1plRcpgtqwtUQ0NZ7Piajib1yViaHsMM9A/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
“语文作文都比物理打得高![[拜拜]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mZyeyJwQA3gMyAxJqwCNQEpr1plRcpgtqwtUQ0NZ7Piajib1yViaHsMM9A/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
“
如果还有的科目成绩没出来,你一定要保持低调,因为指不定你几门比人家多的分,人家一门就追上来了,你别不信我![[笑cry]](data:image/png;base64,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)
“在数学老师眼里我是大神,在英语老师眼里我就是个智障,妈的智障!!!!!!
“英语是其他科的零头
我感觉英语已经不仅仅是拖我后腿了,它已经把我裤衩子儿拽下来了
。

“做题就像扫雷![[doge]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mARiaVr6Wgc9vPlRjPZfROKW4rANEpT1CCVXjEBHGlicYLlTfbXYyUZfQ/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
“前一秒跟自己好的那门任课老师拽的跟个大爷,下一秒看到某些老师安静的像个孙子![[doge]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mARiaVr6Wgc9vPlRjPZfROKW4rANEpT1CCVXjEBHGlicYLlTfbXYyUZfQ/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
![[doge]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mARiaVr6Wgc9vPlRjPZfROKW4rANEpT1CCVXjEBHGlicYLlTfbXYyUZfQ/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
。
“数学老师骂我的时候 有英语老师劝架![[微笑]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7m3sYUIukuEQxawyLhvhz6INbXDOvv1Xu0oA0EZHWrlk4avnIcAQFiaSg/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
“一条腿迈入了学霸的大门,却发现另一条腿瘫了死活都拖不进来![[拜拜]](data:image/png;base64,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)
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“宁背十首七言古诗,不做一篇英语阅读!![[微笑]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7m3sYUIukuEQxawyLhvhz6INbXDOvv1Xu0oA0EZHWrlk4avnIcAQFiaSg/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
“其它科目成绩超烂,唯独数学高分,被班主当着全班同学面说我数学成绩有水份,你懂那种痛吗![[微笑]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7m3sYUIukuEQxawyLhvhz6INbXDOvv1Xu0oA0EZHWrlk4avnIcAQFiaSg/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)
“眼睁睁的看着数学老师把一堆英文算成一个数字![[doge]](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/UtIAWicWKRfpc5AIQx0btRqDNaSB13u7mARiaVr6Wgc9vPlRjPZfROKW4rANEpT1CCVXjEBHGlicYLlTfbXYyUZfQ/0?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1)

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